Vanderpump Rules Recap – 4/4/16

There are some beliefs I will simply never abandon:

1. Just because you are good and decent to someone does not mean that you will receive the same kindness in return. 2. With the availability of so many choices in undergarments, there is absolutely no excuse anymore for having a visible panty line. 3. Coconut oil can be brought in to solve almost any beauty crisis known to man. 4. The most monumental events deserve a party – and every good party should have a theme.

It was with these undeniable certainties splashing around my head that the idea came to me: I should throw a party to commemorate the last episode of Vanderpump Rules! I got to work immediately. A multitasker by nature, I prepared for the festivities by swishing coconut oil inside of my mouth for ten minutes straight all the while wearing a nude-colored thong that will not show through a single garment I own. As the disgusting mixture cleaning my teeth began to froth and foam, I made some choices about … Continue reading

April 5th, 2016 | 2 Comments | Posted in Vanderpump Rules - Season 4